So you want a romantic
Lover
02/06/2019
Good news! They’re out
there. The Latin lovers, Italian lovers, French. They’ve rehearsed every
romantic line of every love scene in every romance novel and movie. Lies, truth, make believe; whatever they
think will trip your trigger. They’ll bring you roses, boxes of candy, send you
cards and love notes, even fancy restaurants, with candle light. He’ll look you
in the eye, reach across the table and take your hand and as the twinkle of the
candle reflects in your eyes, he’ll tell you the biggest lie of all.
“You’re the most
gorgeous creature on this earth. How
could I not fall head over heels in love with such a beauty? If this isn’t love, God didn’t make little
green apples.”
Hog wash! I’ll tell you
what love is.
When you find someone who will stand up straight and tell it like it is, truthful, come hell or high
water. Love is that person who will protect you with their life and never lie.
Love? I’ll tell you about love. When I come home
from work in the evening and go through the front door I take off my hat and
cast it across the room onto the couch, meet my woman and pull her to me. I
then grab her butt with both hands, pull her tight against me, and say, “How
about it Becky?”
That…is romance. All the
rest is “Sissy shit!”
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